Zings Of The Day, September 2, 2011

The Federal Reserve has requested that Bank of America (NYSE: BAC) have a plan of action if its financial situation worsens. Yea, it's called handouts.

AT&T (NYSE: T) may have to sell as much as 25% of T-Mobile's business, including airwaves and customers, to get the merger completed. Too bad I still can't hear you.