Zings Of The Day, August 26, 2011

55 million people have been told to prepare for Hurricane Irene, which President Barack Obama warned could be "extremely dangerous and costly." Sounds like my last girlfriend Irene. Dangerous and costly.

Warren Buffett may have earned $1.3 billion already on his $5 billion investment in Bank of America Corp. (NYSE: BAC). Still not seeing any voluntary checks to the U.S. Treasury on that $1.3 billion Warren.

Japanese Prime Minister Naoto Kan announced his resignation today.